What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 19:39

Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love